Turtle Soup Shop

A man tasted turtle soup at a seaside restaurant, ran outside in tears, and later went home and killed himself. Why?

A woman turned off a light at night. The next day, many people were dead. Why?

A man takes the elevator in his apartment building every day. But unless it is raining, he always rides only to a middle floor and walks the rest of the way. Why?

A man is found dead in the middle of the desert. There is only one bag lying nearby. Why did he die?

A man jumped from an airplane wearing a parachute but did not open it. It was not suicide. Why?

A man was standing on the street soaking wet even though he had not been caught in the rain at all. Yet he looked very satisfied. Why?